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Oops! Scientists Accidentally Kill World's Oldest Animal
Scientists accidentally kill world's oldest animal at age 507
The story doesn't specify if they subsequently ate it.
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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar. 83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles 08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles 88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress. |
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Previously they did-in the oldest tree.
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But in this case they probably did the clam a favor. Imagine the arthritis and bad back you'd have at that age. And can you imagine being that old and trying to get it up? Whoa . . .
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'07 Yukon 2500 '13 Subaru Outback 3.6R '13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed Currently Benzless Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL ---= The forest breathes, listen. -Native American elder |
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Oh, the humanity!!!
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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ... 1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold) 2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp 1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k 2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold) |
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Do your part to help make room for new, younger clams who could really use the work.
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Do *you*?
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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ... 1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold) 2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp 1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k 2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold) |
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Clearly, if you eat the thing that can live centuries, you'll be able to live that long!!
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Mmm . . . the clams with beards. I like those.
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*Grocers today report clam chowder supplies selling rapidly. 'I can't keep it on the shelves,' said Winthorp Throttlebottom of Poughkeepsie, NY.*
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Obamacare death panel for mollusks.
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Right on! Out with the old, in with the new.
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1986 300SDL, 362K 1984 300D, 138K |
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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ... 1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold) 2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp 1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k 2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold) |
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