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Oh I feel for them
Why wait? The sooner you do it the quicker you get to the virgins.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
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Pretty easy to fill out his teaching evaluation.
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"Watch closely, I can only do this once."
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Oopsie!
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hey! bomb making 101 is a real blow out!
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"Nobody move. Everything will be okay. If you try to make any moves, you'll injure yourself and the airplane. Just stay quiet."
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It's a start.
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Uh oh.
Quote:
(Those "Virginians" are often over rated anyway. Especially the ones that went to Catholic schools.)
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Almost everything in life unfortunately has a catch.
You may get to the virgins. The problem is what are you going to so with your testicles blown off? On second thought I really do not want the answer to that from various members. |
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By killing him self and his students he saved the lives of hundreds of people. If his classes were always so well attended maybe even the lives of thousands.
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They should teach art majors like that.
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Reminds me of 2 stories I read about the War in Rhodesia.
The Guerrillas had buried a Land Mine in the Dirt Road and after covering it up with Dirt one of them apparently jumped on the Dirt to pack it down. In order to make it harder to be attacked on the Roads in the Country People would drive full speed down the Road. A Driver heard to metallic tink of something hitting His Car and then an explosion behind Him in the Bushes on the side of the Road but kept driving. When the Military investigated it was found that that one of the Guerrillas had thrown the Hand Grenade Pin at the Car (that is what hit the Car and the Pin was found on the Roadway) but had apparently dropped the live Grenade at His side.
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Allah works in mysterious ways.
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