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02-18-2014, 01:08 AM
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Do you have sex with your car?
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02-18-2014, 04:54 AM
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Hell, no...especially not in the winter! It's too cold!!
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02-18-2014, 07:22 AM
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Well heck yes....first time was in my dad's 66 Corvair. I put the shifter for the three speed manual in first gear for extra room.
What? ...not in the car? No I have never made love to any of my cars ever.
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02-18-2014, 08:15 AM
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Have you seen Crash by David Cronenberg?
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1977 300d 70k--sold 08 1985 300TD 185k+ 1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03 1985 409d 65k--sold 06 1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car 1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11 1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper 1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4 1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13
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02-18-2014, 11:48 AM
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. [SIGPIC]..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.
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02-18-2014, 02:17 PM
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02-18-2014, 02:36 PM
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I bang the rev limiter daily.
Does that count?
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-Justin 91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd 01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd 07 MB ML320 CDI - dd 16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd it's automatic.
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02-18-2014, 02:40 PM
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auto erotica
no
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold  04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting
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02-18-2014, 03:57 PM
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1977 300d 70k--sold 08 1985 300TD 185k+ 1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03 1985 409d 65k--sold 06 1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car 1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11 1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper 1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4 1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13
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02-18-2014, 07:16 PM
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Wasn't their a thread on here a few years ago about a guy going to car shows and actually have sex with the cars their?
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02-19-2014, 11:07 AM
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geez, why did I ****ing watch that?
Some things are better left out of the public eye. These things I would have preferred to remain in ignorant bliss, and yet here I am in educated misery instead
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02-19-2014, 11:23 AM
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-Evan Benz Fleet: 1968 UNIMOG 404.114 1998 E300 2008 E63 Non-Benz Fleet: 1992 Aerostar 1993 MR2 2000 F250
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02-19-2014, 02:37 PM
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02-19-2014, 03:46 PM
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The transfer of human emotions or trying to interact with non living things is not unique. There are just some levels of it that seem insane occasionally. Either that or they cannot deal with the stimulation something causes in a normal or rational fashion.
They probably have some type of compulsive disorder as well.
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