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Old 02-25-2014, 06:05 PM
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Mormons declare war on masturbation

Mormons Declare War on Masturbation

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Old 02-25-2014, 06:22 PM
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Good luck to 'em.
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Old 02-25-2014, 06:39 PM
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That guy sounds like a master debater. His oral prowess is second to none.
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Old 02-25-2014, 06:43 PM
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The perfect cure for masterbation on is lots of sex. I'm guessing the Mormons are not going to go for that though.

If I were a betting man I'd say that this will work about as good if not better than prohibition.

What is it with religion and sex? Why do they see it as evil instead of natural?
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:11 PM
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Oh wow, a fatwah against onanism. Yeah, that'll work.
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What is it with religion and sex? Why do they see it as evil instead of natural?
Hmmmm? Sex is a pretty strong desire in most people. It's also optional, unlike food and drink. So if some institution wants to get its hooks deeply into an individuals consciousness, it's the natural place to sink them since if people will modify their sexual practices, they'll do lots of other things too.

I don't have another good hypothesis besides that. Does anyone else?
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Optional my ass. If you don't get laid or masterbate your balls will get too big and they will explode and you'll die. I read it on the internet so it must be true.

Edit. Is Apple made by Mormons? Masterbate keeps coming up misspelled and will not give an alternate spelling.
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On the contrary Gentlemen! The average man only has a finite amount of batter in his bowls. If he goes about wasting it friviously, it won't be available to make an effective bun in the oven.
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I agree, Kerry. The sociobiological reproduction nexus is the source of taboos whether secular or religious. Whether it is a secular government or a religion, controlling the taboos controls the people.
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On the contrary Gentlemen! The average man only has a finite amount of batter in his bowls. If he goes about wasting it friviously, it won't be available to make an effective bun in the oven.
I read it on the internet so it must be true!
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Old 02-25-2014, 09:11 PM
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Not too worry. The bulk of Mormons will still get a grip on themselves.

I would hazard a guess that if a religion can target any given behavior you do in there opinion. You have a predominance of sinners to use it as leverage on. This one is hitting below the belt though in my opinion.
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My computer balked at the link. Usually a double standard on this topic. Females are usually not included.

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