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03-03-2014, 10:26 PM
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For when you next find yourself arguing on OD
Here are some excellent insults that will hopefully inspire you to greater heights.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1run1y/when_insults_had_class/ Some favorites: "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang
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#2
03-03-2014, 10:31 PM
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And of course, when someone gets under your skin
poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest
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#3
03-03-2014, 11:02 PM
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Some more good ones:
Joke FITREP Bullets "This officer's presence aboard my ship is depriving some village of its idiot." "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
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03-03-2014, 11:02 PM
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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#5
03-03-2014, 11:11 PM
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If you start arguing I'll just give you an infraction.
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03-03-2014, 11:16 PM
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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#7
03-04-2014, 01:07 PM
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In many countries its throwing of a shoe at one to gesture an insult ,or is it waving it around so you smell the aroma of ones foot odor ,I forget.
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#9
03-04-2014, 02:09 PM
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Not even a "dont taz my bro" when that guy was taken out of the room .
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03-04-2014, 06:51 PM
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#11
03-05-2014, 08:59 PM
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I'm watching you, always watching.....
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#12
03-05-2014, 09:02 PM
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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03-05-2014, 09:03 PM
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03-05-2014, 09:27 PM
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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