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Old 03-07-2014, 09:58 PM
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Groaner: The Mailbox

One afternoon, a man was sitting out on his porch enjoying the nice weather. Every few minutes, he would see his neighbor come out and check her mailbox. He began to look at his watch, and saw it was in regular three-minute intervals.

After about fifteen or twenty minutes of this nonsense, the man called out, "Excuse me, miss, but why do you keep coming out and checking your mail?"

The neighbor sarcastically answered, "Well, this voice in my computer keeps telling me that I have mail!"


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Old 03-07-2014, 11:06 PM
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I haven't heard "You've got mail!" in ages!
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jooseppi Luna View Post
I haven't heard "You've got mail!" in ages!
When Michigan finally thaws, don't be surprised if there are new wholly mammoths discovered.
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Old 03-08-2014, 01:57 AM
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About two weeks ago the mailbox was sideways on top of the snow the highway crew plowed back. It froze in that position and remains that way even though we shoveled the snow out from under it.

It has never been warm enough once to thaw the hangers and let the box return to a suspended position. I really am starting to believe this is January type weather and only hope it breaks soon.

I never remember a March like this one. Must be the new ice age as global warming just is not cutting it.

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