One afternoon, a man was sitting out on his porch enjoying the nice weather. Every few minutes, he would see his neighbor come out and check her mailbox. He began to look at his watch, and saw it was in regular three-minute intervals.

After about fifteen or twenty minutes of this nonsense, the man called out, "Excuse me, miss, but why do you keep coming out and checking your mail?"

The neighbor sarcastically answered, "Well, this voice in my computer keeps telling me that I have mail!"

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I haven't heard "You've got mail!" in ages!

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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

When Michigan finally thaws, don't be surprised if there are new wholly mammoths discovered.

About two weeks ago the mailbox was sideways on top of the snow the highway crew plowed back. It froze in that position and remains that way even though we shoveled the snow out from under it.

It has never been warm enough once to thaw the hangers and let the box return to a suspended position. I really am starting to believe this is January type weather and only hope it breaks soon.

I never remember a March like this one. Must be the new ice age as global warming just is not cutting it.