My LTD company sent an investigator out to my house today for an interview. Her job was to ask me questions and see if I qualify for other forms of employment...my 2 year mark on the LTD is coming up in July.

She got here this morning...what a looker!! She reminded me of a young Joan Cusack. Interview went well, lots of questions were asked and answered, and she wanted to observe me walking, to see my gait and unsteadiness. No problem.

During her visit, we talked about all sorts of thing...to include her family, religion and politics. She was very kind, and flirtatious, which I and my wife commented on after she left. My wife is fine with me being flirted with, because I flirt with all ladies...always have. My wife knows she's the only one for me, but that I enjoy the look of a well put together woman. My wife laughs about it, saying that I've never met a waitress or saleslady that I haven't flirted with...and it's true. It's part of my personality, and who I am.

I had to sign a few documents...and here's where things got weird. I'm sitting in my easy chair with my laptop on my lap, using it as a hard surface to sign my name. She's bent down, giving me ample ability to see down the front of her dress. I can tell you the bra color, as well as how many diamonds were on her belly button ring. As she was leaving, she gave my wife a big hug, and bent down to give me one as well.

That was more than a bit unprofessional. I'm not complaining...but those were goodies I shouldn't have seen in this setting. I told my wife about it, and she saw it happen. She's not upset in the least...but this was quite odd.

No...I don't believe she was into me. No...being married with my wife sitting on the sofa next to me, there's no way I would have tried anything. Yes, they were very nice looking breasts, albeit small. LOL

Has anyone else had something like this happen to them before??

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1987 560SL
85,000 miles

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Dude...my wife was next to me. She wouldn't have approved of the bewbie picture. LOL

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1987 560SL
85,000 miles

sure, happens all the time

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You're a daisy if you do.
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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

Like the American dream I would have to be sleeping to have this happen to me.

My perifial vision is well developed when examining the opposite sex. I probably could be looking them straight in the eyes and still pick up a studded belly button as well. Probably just the result of years of practice.

When the girls wore T shirts with the printed slogan these are not my eyes you are looking at or whatever. I always read the script before examining their eyes even though I was looking directly into them.

I have even suffered the indignity of it suggested by some members of the opposite sex. That I was only interested in one thing. I always found that hard to argue with. Still a good opening to insert humour though as any other answer would not have much credibility at that time.

It happens fairly often. I always figure when ladies wear clothing or move in a way to give a good show they expect us to look. Look is all I do of course but at my age that is plenty of fun.

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

Like plumbers crack, sometimes people have no idea whats visible at any time. You lucked out it being cleavage.
Ive had a few welcome cleavage shots from pretty ladies, and a few unwelcome incidents. One particular incident i had to endure a 25 minute interview with a guy who was pitched back in his chair, was wearing shorts and no underwear apparently, and his balls were fully visible from my seat.
Wanting to make a good impression on the guy, i couldnt bring myself to embarass him by pointing out his indescretion, so went through the whole interview, the 4 of us. Him, me, and lefty and righty.

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Young sexy women hit on me alla time. They love pot-bellied married botanists that carefully budget.

Who can blame them?

I'll give you thousand to one odds that you're nowhere near as subtle as you think you are

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

Yes, though not in nearly as much depth... I could have swore something simlar happened to me recently though for the life of me I can't remember who what where when or how

- Peter.

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2021 Chevrolet Spark
Formerly...
2000 GMC Sonoma
1981 240D 4spd stick. 347000 miles. Deceased Feb 14 2021
2002 Kia Rio. Worst crap on four wheels
1981 240D 4spd stick. 389000 miles.
1984 123 200
1979 116 280S
1972 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
1971 108 280S

Nothing like that has happened to me.

But I wouldn't really mind if it did.

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Oh, you must haven't been on any social networking site lately with the younger crowd.

On my Instagram feed, 1 out of every 3 pictures are selfies from women I know, where they are exposing a pretty fair amount of cleavage...

IMO, at least in my friends circle, if a chick isn't struttin' her ****, something is wrong.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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1987 560SL
85,000 miles

She has your wallet.