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Old 04-17-2014, 10:18 AM
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This way we can have our daily dose of WTF stories.

Rapper severs penis, jumps off building and survives

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Old 04-17-2014, 10:22 AM
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Bet he's wishing he didn't survive right now. Cut off his own thing ... ouch.
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Old 04-17-2014, 10:24 AM
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He didn't want his junk to get hurt in the fall?
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Old 04-17-2014, 10:28 AM
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He's just a dick.
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Old 04-17-2014, 01:45 PM
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Nonsense. HE ... is a dickless dick.

When he performs and grabs his crotch ... everyone laughs.
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:19 PM
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Maybe he thought they were on the 10th floor.

Great publicity move though.
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Old 04-17-2014, 05:43 PM
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Rapper Andre Johnson in stable condition, doctors reportedly unable to reattach severed penis

LOS ANGELES — TMZ reports rapper Andre Johnson is in stable condition following an incident on Wednesday, April 16 when he severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building. Although in stable condition, doctors were reportedly unable to reattach his severed appendage.
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Andre Johnson's johnson remains detached in spite of doctor's uncontrolled fits of laughter [Ctrl]+[Backspace] [Ctrl]+[Backspace] [Ctrl]+[Backspace] [Ctrl]+[Backspace] best efforts.
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The rapper Andrew Johnsonless. . . .
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Old 04-17-2014, 06:23 PM
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Maybe he'll start covering King Missile....

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Old 04-17-2014, 07:45 PM
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Now he can do what John Wayne Gacey did.
Go to work for Snap-On Tools.
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Old 04-17-2014, 07:48 PM
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First sentence in the article calls this a "tragedy".
Tragic that the idiot may not be able to breed. Uh huh....

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