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Some Tips From The Other Side of the Bed
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#4 is the "Donkey Punch", isn't it?
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Do we as men even care what they think in bed??
I'm surprised the list didn't include the Dutch Oven...I guess it's acceptable?
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You mean it's not?
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To me it reads like a list culled from immature, spoiled women in their teens and early twenties who don't know how to communicate and respond improperly when their men try to communicate with them.
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Lorena Bobbitt demands equal time!
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On the other hand, it sounds like a lot of the men they are describing appear to mistakenly believe that what happens in porn is real.
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Hm. I've yet to hear anything on that list...
Then again, it may just be the ball gag. O_O
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Yeah, a lot of things on the list were about men trying to do things they saw in porn, or attempting to please them sexually, but nothing was working.
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instead of spoiled sexual gripes, i thought this list would be more normal stuff, like they dont appreciate their man reading peachparts at 430 in the morning on their smart phone while in bed. most of my "other side of the bed" crimes have to do with things like bringing a list of 45 things i need for my car with me into the bedroom and placing complex parts orders (again from the phone in bed) the number one thing that drives the wife nuts though is when i attempt to read an incredibly unsuitably sized book on my side, with all the noise involved handling it, like a table atlas, or huge hardcover book of new yorker cartoons.
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