The latest from the dept. of do not do this at home
 

A bit overkill won't you say?

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/07/seattle_mans_use_of_homemade_b.html

Silver Lining Dept. As for the spider, Moore said: "I'm pretty sure the spider did not survive this fire. The whole wall went."

the eviction process begins

Don't tell mom...

The ends justify the means.

We had a nice guy at the yacht cub. Doing renewal plumbing in his house he lit it off three times over a period of weeks and took a terrible ribbing about it.

One day he showed up at the club with torchy inscribed front and back on his tee shirt. The guys laid off.

Better, leave off the last two words: just don't do this, anywhere...;)

Hasn't he ever heard of a vacuum cleaner? Suck up Spidey. Store vacuum in garage.

But I try not to kill spiders. They eat things that are more annoying, like flies and skeeters and they're pretty easy to deport to an outdoor location.