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I'll Tell You What.
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head.
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Nome sayin' ?
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Hunh?
"Doc, I gotta REAL problem here, I ate a bad hot dog and got really really sick, I mean, like BAAAD. You help me out here?" Doc: "Sure, I know *JUST* the thing. Here----- have another hot dog!"
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Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.
Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil
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***(No more "danger of breakthrough unless multiple folded!")
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A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.
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Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...
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We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...
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I HATE the puppy stage...
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No you aren't.
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Easy to solve. Stop using toilet tissue.
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She's not a puppy, that old bag is probably 5 or 6 years old.
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there is the big debate on toilet paper over the front or out the back.i have found most pet owners go out the back to keep the animals from grabbing the paper and pulling
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