We woke up this morning to find this on our van. It looks like a bird flock had diarrhea right above it or something. Does that sound reasonable, or is there another explanation for this?

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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

Japanophobic seagulls? Perhaps a flock of Baltimore Ravens?

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But we don't even care for the Patriots... that's so unfair.

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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

Looks like a Roland Muck Donald milk shake attack to me

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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver
1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone
1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy!
1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing

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Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!

I wonder if there's an easy home test to identify bird poop? The nose might work but that stuff is weird.

Seems like it would be hard to get a milkshake to leave that sort of pattern.

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1984 300D, 138K

Not too hard to get a milkshake to form that pattern if it's dropped. How you ask? Mayhaps an African swallow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8

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― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

Is that a W201 behind it, and a W126 behind that with out even a trace? I had no idea they had that good of an aim.

A very very very well cared for and well bought 126


Sent from an abacus

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth

'94 Buick, '82 300SD

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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes

1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

Taste test, just like spark plugs

I'll bet there are or have been people who would do that. Something to do with game no doubt.

I taste for anti-freeze on the driveway, horrible taste, have to rinse the mouth really well. What do you look for on spark plugs?

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Just pure luck the Buick did not get hit. Or they were a little off that day.

Nobody in their right mind would drink a milk shake!

(Yuk yuk yuk)

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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver
1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone
1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy!
1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing

I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior



Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!

If there is something tall beside it where birds could rest and poop, perhaps it is poop. Sometimes they have brown stuff to go with the white.

If nothing tall, perhaps it's something milky or with eggs.

Either way, clean it up ASAP!

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I have no clue, but the idea energizes my imagination. You might want to ask around the forum for a certain member who was testing his ignition circuit