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If you could ask your animals some questions?
I have a few I would like answers to.
For my dog. - what is it that you are looking for when you are trying to find the ideal spot to crap? You have been doing this in the same yard for over 4 years now and nothing has changed. When you do finally find what ever it is that you are looking for, why do you walk around in circles 5, 10 or more times before you finally hone in and drop your load? Same for lying down, Why turn around 3 or 4 times? Now, speaking of turds. What on earth is so appealing about cat turds that makes you lick your lips with anticipation? You and I take walks all the time. When I get the leash out, why do you just lose your ever loving mind ... every .... single. .... time. It used to be cute ... the first 1000 times ... now .... jees louise.... just calm the hell down and let me put the leash on. Now, when I come home from work after 8 hrs, why do you act like I have not seen you in weeks or months? There are clocks all over the house. I know you can tell time because you know when it is time to wake up, when it's time to eat, bed time....so stop acting like I have not seen you in an eternity. One last thing, thanks for not eating any of our cats and for being so tolerant of our new kitten. I know she is a PIA but so were you when you were young.
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If you could ask your animals some questions?
I would ask the GSD why she barks for no reason at three in the morning? Why do you let the cat take your bed and then whine until I set it straight. Your 100 pounds. The cat is six.
The cat, why do you ambush me when Im on the couch? Why do you hide my keys? Why do you make out with clean linens? Why do you put dog food in the GSDs water bowl? Are you a reincarnated maniac? |
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Cat-1 Pippin. Is there a good reason to go screaming round the house like a richocheting bullet at midnight just after we've managed to get to sleep?
Cat-2 Arwen. You know perfectly damm well that my alarm is set for 5 AM and I'll get right up and feed you so what the **** do you have to start shaking the blinds and banging the lamp switches for at 04:45 for godssake? Cat-3 Miranda. What the hell happened in your life to make you terrified of your own poop? Why do you have to flee the catbox in an even worse state than Pippin whenever you poop in it smashing into walls and chairs so hard you'll hurt yourself one of these days? - Peter.
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Howdy davidmash,
As far as turning circles when laying down; As told to me by one of mine. "Why not, One good turn deserves another". ;-)
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Howdy davidmash (again)
As for cat turds. Told to me in no uncertain terms. "Because they taste good". ;-)
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Howdy David,
GSD= German Shepard Dog
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You can ask your dog all the questions you want but he will not answer. All this shyte is in your head. Dogs will be dogs.
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Wow, who pissed in your cheerios?
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I'll answer your questions David...Dog answering: because I am a dog.
All dogs pretty much do the same silly stuff.
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There are definitely similarities but I think they also all have their unique personalities and traits. I have had many many cats and they all have their very unique personalities.
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