"Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police are German and it's organised by the Italians"

Haha thats good

I heard a similar one.. it goes like this...

Heaven is:
"An English house, A Japanese wife, A Chinese cook, and an American income"

Hell is:
"A Japanese house, An American wife, An English cook, and a Chinese income"

Can't remember the name of the individual where that quote came from, but do remember it was an English fellow.

Here's another one ...

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Question: What is the height of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian Medicines! And this email originally sent by an Indian. Living in South Africa!

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