Class Action Lawsuit Time!
 

Dunno if you’ve heard of the Florida freeze warnings and dangers,....

Thats fake right? Please tell me that is fake.

I’m sure it’s fake, but unfortunately it’s not too much of a stretch. Gotta love those attorneys. I love one of them. She’s my daughter, but she does family law helping kids.

We are down here for a couple of months, and yes, Iguanas falling out of trees was a real thing. They sleep in trees, freeze, lose their grip, and fall. When the sun thaws them out, they continue like nothing happened.

People also do eat the meat, the joke down here is that they were going to start a brand: Chicken of the Trees.

Practically every other road sign is for an attorney to sue people with.

Okay then, so who will the lawyers sue, the Iguanas?

Property owners. Iguanas are, usually, broke.