Corona And Canoodling
 

So ;

Do you stop ? .

Are you kidding? Only if my lady tested positive and I did not....which seems impossible.

Why would you? If the virus spreads as they predict, you're going to get it anyway eventually. Using common sense to help prevent spreading is one thing, but there's a limit.

The silver lining here is that Social Security will be on a firmer footing after this. Between the virus targeting the old and weak and all the new taxpayers being conceived, the trust fund will be secure.

Whew, thank God!! and to think I was going to loose sleep over all of this.

Social security; the title always cracked me up. What's secure about it? NOBODY and I mean NOBODY seems aware that there is literally no written signed contract to pay you a dime.

At least with an annuity or a mutual fund, there is a contract in place.

Here's your contract.



https://www.ssa.gov/OP_Home/ssact/ssact.htm

A contract/agreement involves:


1. Co-authored by all parties involved.


2. All parties agree to the contract/agreement by affixing their signatures/autographs to the document.


I can't speak for you, but I know for da** sure I never took part in steps #1 or #2.

Update
 

Well ;

I'm old and many elders give up on canoodling, I'm lucky in that my Sweet is still vivatious and sexy so we're not quitting any time soon .

Sadly husky man who's probably not had any canoodling in decades if ever, of course had to LIE YET AGAIN and make this into a hostile political thread BY LYING .

I'd hoped to inject some levity into a difficult time but not surprisingly one person had to spoil it for every one .

MODERATOR PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD .

Just ignore HM and move on, I don't think he was ever hugged by anyone his whole life. If he was, he probably thought they were trying to use him for some nefarious reason. What a loser.

This level of charm must be a real hit with the ladies, virus or no i bet they are lining up to sign husky's option to canoodle contract

This. Canoodling of the one night stand variety im sure is down though.

One Nighters
 

What, huh ?! .

How can this be ? .

You have alcohol in liberal quantities, fear and loneliness plus BEER GOGGLES ,why stop now ? :rolleyes: .

Jeeze you're making me feel old .

NO SEX
 

Notice he never mentions significant other nor children....

Figure it out .