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07-31-2002, 04:10 PM
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Stoopie BMW driver
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07-31-2002, 04:16 PM
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...and the BMW owner's insurance company will probably have to pay for damage to the axe and abrasions to the fire hose! :p
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car
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07-31-2002, 04:23 PM
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Wish I could get that link to work! Yall have GOT to read the commentary!!
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07-31-2002, 04:27 PM
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Commentary:-
"Couldn't happen to a better car. One of those obnoxious, crappy little BMW's (Break My Windows) If someone came to you and described this situation and then asked you to guess the make of automobile .. you would automatically say "BMW! I just know it has to be a BMW!" Some interesting factoids about these pretentious little monstrosities. When you buy a BMW you get a choice between a second set of headlights that you can use to blind other drivers at night, or a set of turn signals that you can use to warn other drivers which way you're going to turn your butt-ugly little car next. Most BMW drivers chose the second set of headlights, which, apparently, you cannot turn off. Every single person you see in a BMW wishes he or she were driving a Mercedes, if they only had a bit more class. You will never see a Mercedes being traded in for a BMW. I hope the self-important snot driving this car had to fix his own windows and pay a huge fine. "
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07-31-2002, 04:51 PM
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And wait till the fire was out
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07-31-2002, 05:02 PM
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And note that the Lexus is parked in front of the Bimmer, a safe distance from the hydrant!
Perhaps a more intelligent individual? Or less snooty?
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car
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07-31-2002, 05:09 PM
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Don't know about Lexus owners
And the white W124 in front of it. Now there's an intelligent individual!!
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07-31-2002, 06:13 PM
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Before we all get too full of ourselves....
Did anyone see the movie BACKDRAFT? Same thing happened, except the culprit was a nice W126
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08-01-2002, 10:09 AM
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Wow There actually is a use for a BMW......A hose Prop !
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08-01-2002, 11:26 AM
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Seriously though...
I hope they don't scratch the paint removing the hose!!:p
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08-01-2002, 09:30 PM
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This picture doesn't really do anything for me.....
considering that it's only an old 325e, worth maybe 3500 to 4000 tops on the used market. Make it a new M3 or M5 (M5 drivers are horrible car snobs), I would be sporting an ear-to-ear grin. Most Bimmer drivers aren't that bad; but M series drivers have a superiority complex in my experience. If only.......  -Sam
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08-02-2002, 12:56 AM
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Quote:
Hope this doesn't compromise the language rules, but: How can you tell the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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08-02-2002, 08:53 AM
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Warden, HA HA thats funny
Got anymore BMW Jokes?
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Brandon 2008 S550 1957 Dodge D100 1967 VW Microbus 21 Window 2001 Suburban 2004 Beach cruiser bicycle -----------------GO DUKE!----------------- "It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religion, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ. For that reason alone, people of other faiths have been afforded freedom of worship here." Patrick Henry 1776
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08-02-2002, 09:51 AM
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Anymore BMW jokes
Yes....the new iDrive
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Current Benzes 1989 300TE "Alice" 1990 300CE "Sam Spade" 1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007) 1998 E320 "Orson" 2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox" Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur My Gallery Not in this weather!
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#15
08-02-2002, 11:15 AM
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Anymore BMW jokes?
I hope this was a joke!!
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