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Old 10-20-2002, 01:49 AM
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Hilarious car ad!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1868814568


Read the whole thing, you wont regret it!
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Old 10-20-2002, 01:56 AM
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ROFLMAO!!

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Old 10-20-2002, 02:43 AM
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That has to be the funniest thing I have seen for months! I was laughing so hard I was crying. Classic!!!!!!

It's got ten bids so far too!
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Old 10-20-2002, 02:49 AM
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I laughed for a solid half hour. Its 3 AM, and i cannot sleep, because I jeep spontaneously bursting out in laughter.
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Old 10-20-2002, 02:52 AM
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I know. I had to put my coke and popcorn down, got to the bathroom to get some tissue. I emailed three friends the link! I wish my wife wasn't asleep!
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Old 10-20-2002, 03:34 AM
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Trelinski,it's 8-30 in the morning over here and I've just got up.Thank's for posting this you've made my sunday,nothing like starting the day with a laugh.Bear
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Old 10-20-2002, 07:49 AM
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ROFL! You know the problem it has with the fuel injectors sticking open? Well, it doesn't have that problem. The tires are good and don't lose pressure, but the tire pressure is changed every week. You know the brake hoses which are fine right now? Well, you're responsible for those perfectly good hoses if there are any problems.

What an idiot!

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Old 10-20-2002, 07:54 AM
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Interesting thing about it is that he has gotten a couple of positive feedback comments . It is a funny way of advertising a car.
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Old 10-20-2002, 09:10 AM
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Got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Do you think this guy really beleives this or what? Must have read a book on ways of selling tips or something. Still laughing.
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Old 10-20-2002, 10:17 AM
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I actually feel bad laughing because I think this guy is serious.....
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Old 10-20-2002, 10:41 AM
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Finally managed to get some sleep

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start"

-haha, whats the point of listing some huge, really specific problem that NEVER occurred?

"This car has never been fully airborne"

-speaks for itself.

"You stupid idiots."

-Simple, but pretty funny in its context.

Then there is the MP3 plyer that you DONT get with the car. Every other line this guy types is gold.
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Old 10-20-2002, 12:52 PM
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my favorite quotes...

"If this is a gift, I will put on a bow on it and lie for tax purposes. (If you win) "

LOL.. did he just confess that he is going to do something illegal???

"Also, the stereo system is amazing(really loud and good) there is an MP3 player in it, it plays MP3 songs from the kazaa. That is not included"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

"I don't need anymore smartass people emailing me saying "..is this a joke" or "...did your mom drop you a lot" and stuff like that. "

BLLLLAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

"The car is a Japanese car that was built in Japan but driven in US. "

In English class, the teacher would deduct points for stating the obvious!

but this quote has to take the prize....
"This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there. "
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Old 10-20-2002, 02:22 PM
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What do you all find so amusing? That is exactly how I sold my last car.
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Old 10-20-2002, 03:18 PM
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My condolences to whoever buys that car.

"This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there"

Yeah, it can beat a 'Vette or Viper...if the Viper driver leaves the E-brake on and pulls the wires off 6 or 7 spark plugs...
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Old 10-20-2002, 04:49 PM
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O' it's only been PARTIALLY airborne... This poor guy is obviously schizo and off his meds.. I am serious. Poor guy.
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