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Old 02-07-2003, 08:45 PM
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Let's play limericks

Everyone add a line or two...

There once was a guy with a Mercedes
Who thought he was a hit with the ladies

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Old 02-07-2003, 09:18 PM
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Here is mine!

There once was a guy with a Mercedes
Who thought he was a hit with the ladies

Then one day TLJ came his way
And showed him how wonderful TLJ is
And his mind was became drained like a siv
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Old 02-08-2003, 12:07 AM
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There once was a guy with a Mercedes
Who thought he was a hit with the ladies

Then one day TLJ came his way
And showed him how wonderful TLJ is
And his mind was became drained like a siv

Yo Mama!
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Old 02-08-2003, 08:09 AM
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Yo Mama.......SQUARED!
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Old 02-08-2003, 09:30 AM
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yo mama squared root to the...
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Old 02-08-2003, 02:30 PM
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Old 02-08-2003, 04:59 PM
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Alas...Poets, most of you are not
Thus, Kuan's wish to start a limerick thread is shot
We should return to talking of cars
'Else the 'prose police' will put us behind bars!


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Old 02-08-2003, 11:35 PM
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Alas...Poets, most of you are not
Thus, Kuan's wish to start a limerick thread is shot
We should return to talking of cars
'Else the 'prose police' will put us behind bars!

Mercedes and Laides get along well
And Kuan is the master of good food on the grill
The pros and the poets often drive in their cars
Just wishing that one day they will be stars!
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Old 02-10-2003, 10:52 AM
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There once was a guy with a Mercedes
Who thought he was a hit with the ladies

So he slept with a ho'
and Clara took it no mo'

So he wound up a "hit" with the Mercedes...
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Old 02-10-2003, 10:57 AM
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There once was a guy with a Mercedes
Who thought he was a hit with the ladies

So he slept with a ho'
and Clara took it no mo'

So he wound up a "hit" with the Mercedes...
Ouch!

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Old 02-10-2003, 02:32 PM
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when i got home from a sunday drive
i told my wife, much to her surprise
i had recieved looks from the ladies
she replied it had to be the mercedes.
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Old 02-11-2003, 11:02 AM
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There once was a guy with a Mercedes
Who thought he was a hit with the ladies

So he slept with a ho'
and Clara took it no mo'

So he wound up a "hit" with the Mercedes...
G,

Thanks I needed that....I'll be laughing for days!

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