Lies!, Canadian LIES!! ALL of them!!!
 

A Canadian DID NOT win the Masters Tournament!!~ It was won by TIGER WOODS. Mike Weir committed suicide and we roasted his stomach in HELL!

and Paul Tracy did NOT win his 3rd race in the 2003 Champ Car World Series, 3 out of 3 ...

And our hometown Randy Ferbey team did NOT win their 2nd consecutive world curling championship (ice, not hair) ;)

Oh, yeah, and the OILERS did not kick some Dallas butt and are definately NOT up 2 to 1 in the series....:p

A bit of good natured ribbing to our neigbors to the north
 

Curling - It just a well be hair!
Isn't curling that "sissy" game where you push this big puck on ice and two people basically "sweep" the path in front of it:confused:
No Contact(Hockey /Football), No trash talking(Basketball), No hell raising. What's the big deal and who wants to be the world champion of that??:) and Twice no less! Now Bull Riding......, there's a sport! But I myself would never pit my physical prowess against that of a creature with lower intelligence because the results would be too one sided;)...against me I'm sure:eek:

Iz all propoganda, generated by franco-phobic, gretzky stealing, skinny bacon eating, northern mexicans! :D

Cracked me up
 

:D :D :D :D LOL

As for Mexico, it is as I say, there is no infidel Mexican in America!
They have run for the border or we have killed them all, I tell you! Do not believe them for I do not lie! We have cooked their gooses and Heaven is happy.

They are not in Baghdad!