A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T".
Examples of those days are as follows:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
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The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it... You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
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(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to Tennessee
(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?
(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

Howdy Paul,
LOL!¡ Great stuff. I see you learned a few things on your business trip to Texas

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Frank X. Morris
17 Kia Niro
08 Jeep Wrangler 4 door unlimited