Anything funny yet....?
 

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?


A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.


:D

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?


A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.'

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:




PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!

This morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly
into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crud."

Pause for reflection:


The brain of a honeybee is the size of a period.

The amount of plutonium that killed Alexander Litvinenko was the size of a period.

On opening day of McDonald's in Kuwait City, Kuwait, the drive-through line was seven miles long.

SO a honetbee is smarter than someone who eats at McDonalds...

I don't know about smarter, but maybe it shows just how little brains it takes to do a good job (gather honey) and many big brains are wasted doing doing crap.