I am reliably told today is International Pirates' Day, so ...

A pirate walks into a pub and the bartender says "You know you have a steering wheel coming out of your zippper". The pirate says "Yea and it's driving me nuts".


Just to clarify, it's actually "Int'l Talk like a Pirate Day." Since "International Pirate Day" excluded everyone who wasn't actually a Pirate it was changed so now it includes everyone.

I remember the good ole' days when it wasn't just another Hallmark holiday - when it really meant something...I refuse to talk like a Pirate today in protest of the dilution of the true meaning of this special day by the corporate Non-Pirates.

ARRRRR !!!

Did the now-defunct Enron corporate elite qualify as pirates?

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

this is what happens when you deal with a "low-talker"

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Ar-r-r-r, 'tis the infamous poofy shirt, mate!

Yahhhhhhhrrrrrrrr, I'm a pirate lumberjack, I steal me lumber. Yahhhhhrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!