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Old 10-03-2003, 09:52 AM
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The mosty powerfull liquid in the world!

Warning! This is a lighten it up post. Happy Friday!
A long long time ago in a place called West Virginia.
A little West Virginia country boy was sitting on
the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking
it all up; just watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he
was doing.
The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just shakin' the
most powerful liquid in the world, it's called
turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, son, the most powerful liquid
in the world is Holy Water." If you take some of
this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy."
The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'.
You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on
a cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle.

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Old 10-03-2003, 09:57 AM
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:26 AM
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:47 AM
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And I thought the most powerful liquid in the world was Bacardi 151...

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Old 10-03-2003, 03:56 PM
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I like it, short and funny
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Old 10-03-2003, 04:24 PM
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I knew a guy who'd do that to feral cats -- they never came back into his yard.
I wish I can squirt the liquid on the ass of the damn deer. They are a real pest to my plants
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:14 PM
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Howdy All,
And I thought prune juice was the most powerful
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Old 10-04-2003, 12:27 AM
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DiHydrogen Monoxide.

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Nasty stuff.

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