When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered truly socially acceptable for use.

They are as follows:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll please............!


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

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...Tracy

'00 ML320 "Casper"
'92 400E "Stella"

...and #9!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

"There are no @#$%ing Americans in Baghdad!!"

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350 owner
"Where is that @#$%ing oil going?"

S600 owner

"Where is my @#$%ing checkbook?"

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

240D owner:

Why is the *%#& WIND passing me!?

WHAT THE %(#&*$#% DO YOU MEAN MY %)#*$ INSURANCE IS 289 A MONTH! Me when I first got a DL

How the %#$% do I get a 1300 dollar cell phone bill. Me in Sep.

Truly a worthy post, it made it even made it to the printer.

Good one tracy.

What the fuc% has our society become in that we can say @uck @reely by simply disguising some f#cking letters? Where's the @uckin' @cc?

what's wrong with saying Ford? not a Benz but they're not that bad surely?

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1993 320TE M104
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past:

1983 230E W123 M102
1994 E300D S124 OM606 (x2)
1967 250SE W108 M129
1972 280se 3.5 W108 M116
1980 280SE W116 M110
1980 350SE W116 M116
1992 300E W124 M103
1994 E280 W124 M104
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"music and women I cannot but give way to, whatever my business" -Pepys

Sometimes no other word will do.

Fords are that bad, Shirley

I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chebby although I'd still rather push a Chebby than drive rice :p

Of course, Ford can't hold a candle to M-B, but M-B doesn't market a 3/4 ton diesel truck in the U.S...

BTW, 219K miles on my F-250 and still running like a dream.

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R oad
D ead

F ix
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R epair
D ailey

IDK between my friends Exursion and another 2500HD give me the HD anyday

Condition
Hopeless
Entire
Vehicle
Reengineered from
Old
Leftover
Engine
Technology.

Joking aside, if GM would ditch the IFS 4x4 front axle in favor of a real drive axle and ditched the D-max for a Cat (I think a 3116 would fit just fine! ), I would at least be able to respect them...but who in their right minds puts aluminum cylinder heads on a "heavy-duty" diesel and puts CV joint axles under the front end of a 1 ton 4x4? *shrug*

My first choice is actually Dodge...can't argue with an engine that can get 1 million miles of life and can be modified to outrun most ricers :p

" I got some good news: I just saved a bunch of @#$%ing money on insurance by switching to Geico."

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2007 FJ Cruiser