I seem to hear these a lot:

I thought you just bought car wax.

No, I don’t want to walk through the tire store at Costco

Do we really have to drive through the MB dealer lot?

I threw out that pair of underwear

Are you reading Mercedesshop again?

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

not my wife but my ex-girl friend always said...
1.Dan you're mean
2.Dan you're so nice
3.Your speeding again! Slow down
4.Why dont you fix your A/C I hate messing my hair up with the windows down
But hey I did get her to walk through the Sears tool section with me

You left out the everpresent "did you hear what I just said?" question.

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Mike Tangas
'73 280SEL 4.5 (9/72)- RIP
Only 8,173 units built from 5/71 thru 11/72

'02 CLK320 Cabriolet - wifey's mid-life crisis

2012 VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI...at least its a diesel

Non illegitemae carborundum.

You're following that car too close.

Followed by:

Why are you so far back.

Get off me!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

This could end up being the longest thread in Mecedesshop history! My wife has several favorite phrases but I know I'm in trouble when one of the four following words are used in that sentence:

1. Always. as in 'you always do that to me'

2. Everything. as in ' everyhting you do makes a huge mess'

3. Never. as in 'you never think about my feelings'

4. Nothing. as in 'nothing I do makes you happy'

Always and everything, never and nothing. Beware.

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dtf
1994 E320 Wagon (Died @ 308,669 miles)
1995 E300 Diesel (228,000)
1999 E300 Turbodiesel ( died @ 255,000)
2006 Toyota Tundra SR5 AC 4X4 (115,000 miles) rusted frame - sold to chop shop
2011 Audi A4 Avant (165,000 miles) Seized engine - donated to Salvation Army
BMW 330 xi 6 speed manual (175,034 miles)
2014 E350 4Matic Wagon 128,000 miles
2018 Dodge Ram 21,000 miles

"You're cute!"

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past MB rides:
'68 220D
'68 220D(another one)
'67 230
'84 SD
Current rides:
'06 Lexus RX330
'93 Ford F-250
'96 Corvette
'99 Polaris 700 RMK sled
2011 Polaris Assault
'86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper)

"I told you again and again, stop taking turns that fast! No normal person drives like that!"

"You're yelling at that driver, but I'm the one who gets to hear it."

"papi , dame esa lechita en mis nargitas".... ex g/f used to say that

current g/f? hmmm... You want to watch sports? Who's playing? We have to watch the game? I want to go to the game? ... perfect sports minded g/f...

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1995 E320 smoke silver / parchment

Why are you on the computer so much and why are those web forums more important than me?

my ex used to say

1. Must you be driving so fast?
2. I guess your car is more important to you then I am!

that was usually followed by

3. Go play with your car, I don't want to talk to you!

On the good side there was:

1. Being with you is so unreal.
2. I loved you since 1954.

and

3. I'd do anything for you.



xp

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1985 190E 2.3L - a constant project.

Are you coming to bed soon?

I reply, "later"

she says "good"....

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Enough about me, how are you doing?

I think "dream" is a more appropiate word there

Paul, you doin' crack again?

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past MB rides:
'68 220D
'68 220D(another one)
'67 230
'84 SD
Current rides:
'06 Lexus RX330
'93 Ford F-250
'96 Corvette
'99 Polaris 700 RMK sled
2011 Polaris Assault
'86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper)

Is it in yet??? Ta tum-tum

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Enough about me, how are you doing?