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05-21-2004, 02:13 PM
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How NOT to have kids
(all you anti-religion folks outta get a kick out of this
 )Childless couple told to try sex A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
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05-21-2004, 05:50 PM
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I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me. — Winston Churchill
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05-21-2004, 05:55 PM
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They'll divorce a year from now due to infidelity......
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05-21-2004, 07:16 PM
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I was thinkin' that the gene pool may be crystal clear, due to the fact that it was soooooo shallow!!!
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05-22-2004, 02:51 PM
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The article says that they saved up Euro 7,000 to go to the fertility clinic. Too bad that they did not show a picture of the wife. If half decent, at 32 yrs old and virgin (obviously), I would have offered my services for the Euro 7,000 for her to concieve.
Iggy
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05-22-2004, 03:41 PM
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Aw, why do all the really good stories have to be urban legends?
 Damn!
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