I'm A Millionaire.......again!
 

I'm going to have some fun with this one......I have spare time.Maybe you guys can help me come up with a kind reply to this fantastic offer.



From : i'm a dick
Sent : Wednesday, June 2, 2004 11:19 AM
To : i'm a dick.
Subject : ENGR. C.N. medmech IS DEAD, PLS HELP

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Attention, MedMech

I am barrister ANTHONY BUTU an attorney to Engineer
C.N. Medmech a foreigner who used to work with shell Oil
company here in REPUBLIC OF BENIN, cotonou. My client and his family
were involved in a car accident along port novo express way.
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their
lives. Since then we have made several inquiries to locate any of his
extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these
several unsuccessful
attempts I decided to contact you to assist in
repatriating the money and property left behind by my
client before they Get confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge cash deposits in two boxes
were lodged, particularly TRANSDWORLD SECURITY, FINANCE AND VAULTS LTD
Where the deceased had a deposit Valued at Ninetheen million U S
llars($19m)

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
of the deceased and the $19million (Ninetheen Million)
U S Dollars can be paid to you and then you
and I will share the money.60% to me and 40% to you.
This will be done a legitimate atmosphere i will go to
the federal high court to revalidate and notarize all
the necessary legal documents that can be used to back
up any claim we may make.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us
see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

Best Regards

ANTHONY BUTU

I always answer the solicitations. I tell them how much I'd like to help and if they'll just send me their bank routing number I'd be delighted to wire them cash to cover expenses. They never write back.

I'm sooo hurt.

B

Hey, that money is MINE!

I've got big plans for this guy I hope he doesn't let me down.

This should be fun.... I'm lookin' forward to it!

But he did ask for "honest" cooperation. DANG! :D

Punk his 419'in A$$!!

Take a few bucks off him while you're at it, and donate it.

Yes donate it to your Ferrari fund, nothing beats conning a con man...........

William Rogers........

I woke up about every hour last night and a pretty good plan is coming to light thinking how I'm going to do this guy.

The only problem is it interupts my Britney dreams.

Thanks for the support and I do hope to get some money out of him.

BTW that 419 site is hilarious.

MedMech - At work we have a "blast" with these guys. Visit this link CLICK ME
Our group has many great "published" works here.

Have fun, you may be saving someone else a lot of money:D

It's on

I think what I'm going to ask for is a picture of him with Mercedesshop.com written on a piece of card board. Then send him expensive watches and a satellite phone (he will have to pay shipping of course ;) since the per capita in come is $277 I figure if I can swipe a $50 from shipping and duty he's going to pay for the satellite phone and watch. I'm beginning contruction to the sat. phone as we speak.

I'm donating the money to a childrens fund.





Medmech
thanks for your concern,iamsure you are not related,allineed is your help to enable us pull out the funds,the bankhas given me seven banking days to present the next of kin to my late client,so iwhish topresent you as the next of kin,i willby tommorrow send you a text of application so that you can type,sign and return tome so that i can forward it to the bank for payment approvals.
regards


" <medmech> wrote:
I have just received this tragic information, Charles was sort of the black
sheep and left for long periods of time, were devestated. Could you please
forward details of his death were not sure who exactly he was working for so
we can't find the information.

Thanks so much for the kind letter.

Ahhhh, this should be fun to watch.....

......can I get anyone anything from the fridge while I'm up? ;)

This will be my next reply.

Rough Draft.

Since in business it is very important for partners to be completley honest with each other Med Mech isn't my real name I use it an an alias because I am involved in many business deals that where I wish to be autonomus due to my well known stature. My real name is Antonio Montana. I will be on a business trip for the next 10 days so my personal executive assistant Lotta Fagina will be handling this transaction, she has full power of attorney to handle my large matter.

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If it sounds like a ton of pun you have it right, like Lotta Fagina handling my large matter.

;) LOL

The game is going strong tight now, the pictures are on the way, I have another from a Nigerian Princess that wants me to liberate her 27 Million. Others have offered more but she seems like she deserves it. Over 35 Million in a week I never thought I could be so lucky.