yep, thats right : im dating paris hilton!
 

ive been working with a trainer at the gym. i told her i needed an accurate way to gage max heart rate. she suggested the most basic formula: 220 minus age. i told her her my cardiovascular fitness level is better than my age suggests, but that my expectations could well be out of whack, because:

i dreamed 3 times in the last week that i was dating paris hilton! :p


which is very strange since i typically prefer brunettes, and have very few new reocurring dreams.

There is a thread going on a judge's solution to this.

No, I think you dreamed that you were at the Paris Hilton.

Maybe he's doing too many push ups.

There's a chick that needs to put on a few pounds:eek:

How about I volunteer an additional 160?! :D

LOL!:D
Not exactly what I meant, but.........;) :p

I think that he dreamed that he WAS paris hilton!
spo out:cool:

I cannot find any woman attractive that has smaller breasts than me.:D But she does have a pretty mouth!;)

I loved the movie "One night in Paris" starring Miss Hilton....


You go girl :D

My Ethiopian collegue has mentioned that stuff. He says its some bad $hit- meth that grows on trees. Just what we need here. He says its why the Somalis are so wacked out - they live on the stuff. Their whole culture revolves around it, and the place is essentially ruled by khat gangs. Your post might explain why they all have AIDS too.

oh *****, Pari$ is gonna be pi$$ed when she hears that i got Brittney pregnant! :eek:

You TOO ?!?!?:eek:

Hey, you did get a picture of Paris and me!

Thanks!

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