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KirkVining 07-20-2004 12:32 AM

Medmech ran off all the women, so we had to change the subject.

notlostmaybe 07-20-2004 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Botnst
Conspiracy theory.

Corporations are in business to make money, they give $hit-all about the message except if it might affect their bottom line.

Bot

corporations are also in the business of power in a modern feudal way. their message is you are to march to the company drummer. this brings them power beyond money. in their minds eye they are not short of money but the don't have nearly the power they crave. it not that gwb and gang are just making them richer; they are making them the dominate power group in the country. taking over the federal goverment etc.
their internal structure is fascist, not democratic and they will do what they can to destroy democracy.

don

MedMech 07-20-2004 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KirkVining
Medmech ran off all the women, so we had to change the subject.
Or all of the people posing as women.

neanderthal 07-20-2004 01:36 PM

you forgot people who are what they arent.

but then again, unlike other forums i frequent, this one has an older more mature :eek: crowd, so i get the feeling that most of us are being real.















real fake!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

KirkVining 07-20-2004 02:16 PM

It depends on whether you eat it or not.

KirkVining 07-20-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PaulC
Dammit Kirk! Why do you have to take a serious question and travel the low road through the use of cheap humor (or humour for those abroad)?
It was quite serious:



Surveys have shown that 50% of women will go for a second date
with a nose picker, but 100% will not go for a second date with a snot eater. Try it if you don't believe me. Its also sad we are not more enlightened on this:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html

JenTay 07-20-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KirkVining
It was quite serious:



Surveys have shown that 50% of women will go for a second date
with a nose picker, but 100% will not go for a second date with a snot eater. Try it if you don't believe me. Its also sad we are not more enlightened on this:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html



I think KirkV has said it all. There is no possible rebuttal to KirkV's post.

The argument is settled. Nose picking not bad tipping might get a second date.

KirkVining 07-20-2004 04:31 PM

Its no wonder I work in the field of statistics. I do it because it benefits at least 50% of the human race, 47% of the time.

neanderthal 07-21-2004 05:09 AM

ive never seen jentay and im not implying anything.

i was simply making a play on words about the "realness" of people here.

coz you know everybody is themself online.

Johnson Chan 07-21-2004 07:43 AM

Tipping
 
Now you guys know i am going to make a post on dating :-)

Usually I ask the date how much i should pay and add a couple dollars ontop of it. Why?

1) I am bad at math, calculating 15% or 20% or whatever is not good unless the bill is right at $100.

2) I get to test HER character. Reverse psychology. I have met some cheapskate dates and some generous ones. It takes them by suprise when i ask too.

3) I almost always add a couple dollars ontop of what she suggests to show generosity.

If you cannot afford $7 or whatever the tip is, you dont need to be dating.... What do you all think about my idea?

Frank X. Morris 07-26-2004 12:50 AM

Howdy All,
Everybody on line is real!?Ąż Shades of Petra:D

MedMech 07-26-2004 08:19 AM

The ****ty Tipper Database!

<< back to the list
Tipper's Name: John Kerry
Restaurant: Chart House
Where it happened: Alexandria, VA
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $262.60 / $0.00 / 0%
What happened:
June 5, 04 Kerry, his wife, 4 unknown suits - We were happy to seat them in a semi-private area and gave them the same excellent service as we would give anyone - then got stiffed!

webwench 07-27-2004 09:53 PM

all righty then
 
I'm too much of a newbie to do anything more than read in the car forums (bought my first MB, an 85 300D, literally yesterday), but I'm no noob when it comes to dating, so here goes.

Tips for the Dating Man:

(1) When asking a woman out on a date, have an activity, a date, and a time in mind, and ask in this way: "Hi, ___, would you like to go to _____ with me Friday evening?" Don't pull the 'Umm, I dunno, what do you wanna do' thing on an early date, it makes you seem uninterested and indecisive.

(2) She is going to spend a lot of time getting pretty for you, so spend a little time getting cleaned up for her. Dress well, Smell good. Brush your hair. Shave.

(3) If your date or GF ever mentions brushing your teeth, or suggests it, or mentions she is going to brush hers, brush your teeth. She is trying to tell you you need to.

(4) Don't talk about your evil exes on your date. Don't refer to your ex-wife as 'that *****'. She does not want to hear about your exes. She will also think you're stuck on your ex(es).

(5) Be polite. To everybody. Don't interrupt. And tip reasonably :)

(6) Don't just talk about yourself. Aim for a mix: talk about yourself a third of the time, ask her about herself at least half of the time.

(7) Clean up after yourself. I don't know any women who enjoy cleaning up after other people or who feel they have some predilection for maid work. They do it because it needs to be done, not because they have a higher calling. So give a little respect and clean up your own messes.

(8) Don't poormouth (talk about your money problems) because she will feel uncomfortable and wonder if you're begrudging any date-paying you're doing. If you're poor, work longer/harder and select cheap dating activities.

(9) Don't assume you know anything about your date just because she is female. Are you like every other guy? No? She isn't like every other girl. Try to stay away from assumptions, and just treat her as you would treat any human being you like.

(10) Don't play any 'wait three days after a date before calling' games. Play it straight, and call (or don't call) when you feel like it. Avoid women who engage in weird dating games; don't reward the behavior if you don't like it.

how's that? :D

neanderthal 07-27-2004 10:04 PM

[voice of self appointed cricket umpire]not out.[end voice of umpire.]

cricket refence to 'howzat" for you no cricket playing types.

welcome wench. (kinda cool to say that to someone) feel free to contribute. there's plenty of people here with plenty of (often wrong) opinions.

webwench 07-28-2004 01:07 AM

Botnst, you'd be surprised how common these 'common and without courtesy' men are!


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