I think we need a bigger boat
 

...and a wardrobe change. I bet he left a fresh "deposit" in his britches!

I liked the deferred shudder, too. Yikes.

I don't think I'd have been so quick to start sticking a paddle in the water, though, since it would likely attract the toothy one. Rather, stand ready with the paddle to smack the snout if you see it.

Thanks for the link, that was great.