Tonight, you men will sleep with your cars. You will give your car a girl's name because this is the only ******* you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This vehicle of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

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06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
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