1) Put on a Wonderbra 1 size too small
2) Put on a silk blouse and open the front to the 3rd button from the top down
3) Tuck bottom tightly into pair of jeans that are low rise ass huggers
4) Approach Service manager at your local MB Dealer
5) Facing him/her bend over and say in a hushed voice...
6) I'm having a wee problem with my Benz, can you pleeeze help me?

Should do the trick!