Looks like that pipe from the turbo is called a "front pipe" and the price is not listed. I wonder how many millions it is. I know I can buy a flex joint pretty cheap, perhaps I can duplicate that front pipe.
I guess it would be pretty easy to make a new pipe exit mid ship... like in front of the rear wheel. I know someone one here has a pic of an SD with the pipe sticking out of the hood

. I don't think I would be caught dead driving anything like that.
Perhaps a trip to the muffler shop is the best idea, considering the weather and all.