Our local CS po po hang out in a school... very near the casino.
The town I live in has 1 resident state trooper, and no local police department.
It was one of the major criteria I had when looking for a home.
Your guy sounds like he needs the chain to the rear axle treatment, American Graffiti style....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZTVkjQwto