I fell on the floor coughing with laughter at this ones:

I REALLY DONT KNOW WHERE YOU COME IN, UNLESS YOU ARE
TOM JUDD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP ME. IF
YOU WERENT YOU SURE DID AND I WILL ALWAYS BE
INDEBTED TO YOU! YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE BULLETS FOR MY
GUN AND I APPRECIATE IT!! YOU HAVE HELPED ME BEYOND
ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION! ONCE I WIN THE
LAWSUIT I WILL GIVE YOU 10,000.00 FOR YOUR HELP! I
WOULD LOVE TO RETIRE EARLY AND YOU HAVE HELPED ME AND
MY ATTORNEY IMMENSELY. REMEMBER WHEN WE WIN I OWE YOU
10,000.00 THANK YOU!!

Second e-mail:

P.S. I AM SORRY FOR THE CS WORD. BUT I REALLY
APPRECIATE YOUR HELP!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

ChaChing! I'll always remember all the little people LOL!!