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Originally Posted by iNeon
naa.
its *all* about lois.
redheads rawk.
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Ewww... iNeon's gettin' excited over a cartoon!!
Family Guy's best character has to be that old pedophile named Herbert. That old man with the bathrobe and walker with the soft voice you know.
Herbert to Chris who is delivering newspapers: "Oh, you're so nice, I have a tip for you, but it's in my pocket, and I can't get it because of my arthritis. Why don't you reach down and get it with your big musclely arms." (Chris refuses, the next day): "Say, you want some popsicles? They're down in my cellar."
Herbert sees the nudist teen boy at the mall: "Holy Moley! It must be my birthday!"
In a newer episode at the 8th grade dance, Brian and Stewie are chaperones.
Brian: That's one ugly 8th grader.
(Ugly 8th grader is Herbert, with teen clothes on, on a walker too!)
Herbert: You don't want to sprain yourselves dancing, stretch those creamy hamstrings first!
Then, there's a scene in another episode where Chris is dancing in his room without a shirt on, Herbert is on a ladder looking at Chris, Herbert's eyes roll into the back of the head, and the ladder tips back.
Ok, I think Hank likes diesels just to get back on topic.