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New CA driver's exam, your State may be next
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California,
> here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you > who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving > conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have > realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now > issued a special application and driver's test solely for the > Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. > > Here it is below: > > GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION: > > Name:______________ Stage name: ________________ Agent:______________ > Attorney:__________________ Sex: ___male > ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both If female, > indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants > hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? > Yes___ No ___ Please list brand of cell phone: ________. > If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________ > Please check hair color: > Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue > [ ] Skinhead Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check > all that apply) > [ ] Eating [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping > kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] > Tanning [x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) > [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop > Please indicate how many times: > a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____ b) how many times you > expect to be shot at while driving ____ If you are the victim of a car > jacking, you should immediately: > a) Call the police to report the crime b) Call Channel 4 News to > report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed > chase c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone > company for 911 call not going through d) Call your therapist (e) None > of the above (South Central residents only) > > In the event of an earthquake, should you: > a) stop your car b) keep driving and hope for the best c) immediately > use your cell phone to call all loved ones d) pull out your video > camera and obtain footage for Channel 4 In the instance of rain, you > should: a) decelerate by 5 mph b) drive twice as fast as usual c) > you're not sure what "rain" is Please indicate number of therapy > sessions per week: ____. > Are you presently taking any of the following medications? > a) Prozac b) Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium f) Zoloft If none, please explain: __________________. > > Length of daily commute: > a) 1 hour b) 2 hours c) 3 hours d) 4 hours or more When stopped by > police, should you: > a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready > b)try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway c) > have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring > yourself of a hefty lawsuit.
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LOL. Answer: All of the Above.
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