I especially like the Dodge Daytona.....

Acura RSX - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura TL - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I am impotent.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
BMW Z3 - I've never grown up... my toys have just gotten more expensive.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay saleswoman.
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Blazer - I like to play in the dirt, but don't want to get dirty.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating people up.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell whem I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm going through a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chevrolet Impala - I have hydraulic suspension and spend most of my paycheck on tacky car accessories.
Chevrolet Monte Carlo - I have no front teeth.
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
DMC DeLorean - I would kill for a Flex Capacitor.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special ed and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Dodge Ram Pickup - I'm insecure in my manhood.
Ford Econoline Van (windowless cargo version) - I am a felon.
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart.)
Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow to 85 in school zones.
Ford F-150 Pickup (see Dodge Ram Pickup)
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy watching people slow abruptly to 55mph when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I've always said half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reliability reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am rich rich enough to pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year.
Jeep Wrangler - I am a frat boy, and I'm living off daddy's money.
Jeep Grand Cherokee - I'm an ex frat boy who has attained yuppiehood.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above.)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Mirage - I wish I had an Escort.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the Environmental Protection Agency's Ten Most-Wanted List.
Plymouth Grand Voyager - I fantasize about hiring a chauffeur for my five children.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 - I am dating big-haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.
Saab 900 - I have plenty of money and no taste.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic.)
Suzuki Samurai - I am likely to disembowel the next person who mentions Consumer Reports.
Toyota Pickup - I couldn't decide between a car and a truck.
Toyota Supra - I am an obsessive-compulsive with a spoiler fetish.
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am stoned out of my mind.
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am afraid of my wife.

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TClanton
1980 450SL 90K
1980 300SD 112K

That is completely accurate!!!!!

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-diesel is not just a fuel, its a way of life-
'15 GLK250 Bluetec 118k - mine - (OC-123,800)
'17 Metris(VITO!) - 37k - wifes (OC-41k)
'09 Sprinter 3500 Winnebago View - 62k (OC - 67k)
'13 ML350 Bluetec - 95k - dad's (OC-98k)
'01 SL500 - 103k(km) - dad's (OC-110,000km)
'16 E400 4matic Sedan - 148k - Brothers (OC-155k)

Any 280Z's for sale?????????????/

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'87 924S
'81 280SEL

Sold ->

81 300SD -
93 300E w/ 3.2
85 300D-
79 300SD
82 300CD
83 300CD - CA
87 190E 5 spd
87 Porsche 924S

"..I'll take a simple "C" to "G" and feel brand new about it..."

I sold my 240Z to buy a 300SD... what does that say about me???

280z's were drug dealer cars? I always thought they were cool lookin...always thought it was the Impala that had that reputation.

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1985 CA 300D Turbo , 213K mi

That list needs updated. I remeber reading it about 8 years ago. The Peugeot 505 listing should be a hint.

let me start a new one.

VW Jetta - I can't afford a 3 series, yet.
SLK - I am a hair dresser.
White Chevy van with no windows - I am a kidnapper.
Chevy malibu - I hate cars.

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'90 300SE 298k
-300K and it gets put into retirement.
'80 300D 255k Purchased new by family in 1980.

Had a:
1973 220 (gas)
1980 300SD
1992 400E

White econoline panel van - pedophile

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2000 Honda Accord V6 137k miles

1972 300SEL 4.5 98k miles

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Or house painter. Or the local pervert who can fix up your house.

From my own experience:

'95 Saturn SL1, bought new: Young, cheap, susceptible to marketing hype.
'03 Subaru Outback wagon (3-liter H6 version): I buy my groceries at Whole Foods, but I like to leave quickly.
'81 300D: I convinced my wife I was being frugal, but I'm really just obsessive.

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1981 300D, "a lot of" miles (broken odo)
"Engineered like no other 24-year-old beater in the world."

I see some gaping holes in that list:

Ford Explorer
Ford Expedition
Ford Excursion
GMC Yukon
Chevrolet Tahoe
Chevrolet Suburban
Dodge Durango


I'll let someone more creative put the proper descriptions for the above. If I did it, I'd probably be banned.

How about the International RXT or MXT?

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/XTFamily/rxt.asp

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1974 240D 3.0L 4(M) - 250K -OM617.910 + 300D FW + Rajay turbo power!
1977 6.9 3(A) - 84k

Somebody needs Viagra.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Scion XB- re-living my youth pretending to drive in a cardboard appliance box.

My car says that I'm ugly, slow, and I stick out like a sore thumb.

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1982 240D.
My name is Michael, and I am an 18 year old binge-drinkin', cigar-smokin', novel-writin', all around unsavory and unnattractive guy. I tell long-winded stories, and I only shave once a week, although I've had to do it every day since I was 16.

Or, you have character, are patient, reliable and get noticed.

This reminds me of a relationship I was in once with a young sexy... well.
A friend once ask what it was like. I told him it was like driving someone elses Ferrari.
Its either going to need some very expensive maintenence, someone will steal it or the the owner will want it back any day now. Lots of fun to drive, handled/performed well, great to be seen in but, was very unreliable. Esp if not maintained.
Traded her in for the 240 equivalent.