Tips for compulsive Dieselers who have to fix cars on wintre's cold windy nights...
1. RULE 1 is to never look through the Living Room or kitchen windows of the houses around you. They will glow warm yellow and cheery and inside you will see warm happy family scenes, like Mom and Dad watching TV or playing with the kids, and you will think yourself Odd standing out there in the dark cold working on your Benz. You could be worse off... once in jest, I considered parking my car in the Living Room by knocking out the picture window, so I could work on it there in comfort, like Tom Cruise with his engine in the kitchen. Now that would be really odd.
2. RULE 2 is to never spend too much time looking for the 6 or 8 mm sockets or nuts or little snap rings you drop, you will never find them until dawn. 3. RULE 3 is when your neighbor drives by and says "Are you WORKING on your car at this hour ? Your hood is up and its 9 PM!" Always reply to the a__hole_ by saying, "For the sake of me, I don't know how YOUR cat climbed into there but Golly I will get him out! " 4. RULE 4 is halogen lamps seem to burn but flourescent lamps don't. 5. RULE 5 is work underneath the card when its jacked up is actually easier, because you can't feel the Icy arctic wind drafts.... |
I used a propane space heater in my garage when I changed out my calipers and flex hoses.
Now the car is rotting in my yard. I used to garage it so that the underframe wouldn't rust....I guess the PO didn't take that into consideration before they lied to me and sold me a hoopty-mobile. |
I'd add a rule 6 for the stubborn (like me).
6: If it is too cold, and too late, and you are getting frustrated, STOP. A frustrated mechanic is worse than a drunk mechanic, and you may make drastic decisions (like dropping your tranny to retrieve a dropped wrench), or stripping out a difficult to access bolt (ask me how I know). Better to throw your tools in the trunk, and go inside for a while, the car will still be there when you calm down. :) peace, sam |
Or you can drive into a tree at 70 mph and unbuckle your seatbelt just before impact.
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I'm not suggesting that you never fix the car, you should do what you can to repair the damage at least enough to make the car safe, but its hard to do that if you can't even register it, so it could be handy to have a less reputable safety inspector... peace, sam |
RULE 7: Dress/prepare well and do everything you are going to do in one shot. That is, don't go back in for a little while. You won't want to go back. But remember RULE 6. That's about as true as it gets.
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I dunno, I'm just pissed off, it's a slap in the face when your car fails inspection. Rule Number 8: Wear something warm under that jump suit. |
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How fitting. I was working on the car from 3 am to 8 this morning trying to get the DAMN ignition switch out.
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Rule 9 don't unless you have to.
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Here is another.
Rule 10: Know the hours of all your local parts stores, so you know where to go if you need something late at night. A friend of mine who is a full time delivery driver and who maintains a small personal fleet of the most beat up looking diesel VWs you've ever seen (but they sure run great) turned me on to a particular Autozone that is open until Midnight on most nights! How cool! It could be 11:30pm and you could run out for some basic parts or tools. Some truck stops have auto-parts sections that are open 24/7 too, just know where they are ahead of time so you know where you can go if you have too. peace, sam |
11 If its really cold outside, plan ahead and bring the tools INSIDE when u need them... nothing like warm tools in icy hands
12 do NOT warm your hands over a fire when theyre numb... u'll burn them (like me;) ) because you loose feeling in them 13 for god sakes, do NOT oil your hair with cold motor oil... make it warm before dunking your head into it (who hasnt done that?) 14 Just to piss off your neibors (if u have bad ones) play some music all the while your working 15 Its easier to just fix some things before they break, then to bypass them (uncle bypassed a heater core in the 80's... guess when he it fixed) ~Nate |
rule 16: If you have the funds and space, get one of these! http://www.shelterlogic.com/ I got one for the truck and its a godsend. RT
rule 17: Purchase Carhartt insulated jumpsuit. Toasty like FLA in July. Well, not really but you get the point. RT |
I'm going to be nice and not say anything;).
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