Beer and Women

[dmorrison]

Beer and women.

The dealer had this on their counter. Thought it was good.

Dave

[Biodiesel300TD]

tis a good one.

[riethoven]

It is true that after a few beers they all get better looking.

Originally Posted by riethoven

It is true that after a few beers they all get better looking.

Everything looks better with beer. That is why you should not view or bid on Ebay and other similar sites when drinking.

[MattBelliveau]

That's how I got my $9000 parts car...j/k

[riethoven]

Originally Posted by MattBelliveau

That's how I got my $9000 parts car...j/k

Maybe you should have a couple and start looking at cars that guy from Tampa has for sale. He had a 87 diesel wagon for $8,900 that was a real POS.

[pmari]

Lyrics: John Shine
Music: John Shine



Well I guess it's been at least an hour, and I didn't plan to stay
I only dropped in to drink a beer, and float off on my way
It was a pale and rather plain girl over in the corner sipping wine
When I did not sit down at her table, she sat down at mine

And she's looking better every beer
Her hair is soft and shiny now, her eyes are bright and clear
How could it be I didn't notice her when I first came in here
Now she's looking better every beer

Well the bar lights and the candles throw a little color on the chin
And two by two the people leave who one by one came in
The jukebox plays and the coke-filled ashtrays warns the time that flies
And every time I drain my mug I can't believe my eyes

She's looking better every beer
Her hair is soft and shiny now, her eyes are bright and clear
How could it be I didn't notice her when I first came in here
Now she's looking better every beer

New Riders Recordings
Date Album
1976 New Riders
Red Hot Women And Ice Cold Beer (Coben)
http://www.nrpsmusic.com/sound/NRPS_RedHotWomenAndIceColdB.mp3

[Biodiesel300TD]

Ahh...beer goggles!

At my last job, about 4 years ago, I got to wear real beer goggles. We taught water safety to kids. And we had the goggle that represented different levels of being drunk. What they did what shift everything to the left and made everything blurry. It was pretty funny. You would run into things.

They made you look something like this

Then you felt like this

[H-townbenzoboy]

I think Homer Simpson put it best about beer and women.
"Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

[ConnClark]

Combining alcohol and these women turned out pretty hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZT8NTGP3kU

And I'm still sober as pope.