priceless....

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82' 300SD

i like the "f'rinstence" part at the bottom

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82' 300SD

That is the best, I need to print a copy.

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1978 240D Auomatic
Custom Charcoal Gray, Navy MB tex, kenwood/Elemental/Boston/Aura sound,
Shaved antenna and emblems.

1990 Lincoln Town Car, Sleeper/Strip car in progress, 17.75@77mph.

"3. You could add a quart of Roundup to the oil and drive around the neighborhood killing all the joggers and crabgrass."



Now thats funny.

Hmm... No mention of what kinda of mileage it gets.

I want it... A Coleman mesquito machine is about $400. I could use this car for quite a while AND save $200 !!

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87 300SDL - 215K Miles !!
99 F-350CC Dually PSD - 190K
86 300SDL - 189K
All on B-100

the part about token up and going to the dealer is hilarious, that would be (highly) comical,hahaahhaha

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82' 300SD

No sh#$! I think you should call ahead to Hans first and make an appt. for some "routine maintenance items."

I think if you just drove that thing into the lot at the dealership, they'd give you a couple hundred bucks just to go away and not tarnish the image....

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1998 E300D, 287k, barely broken in.

yeah, im tempted to try it now

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82' 300SD

That guy's diffenitaly got a gift for writing. That was hiliarious.

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97 E300D 103,000 mi - Mobil 1 Delvac 5W40
87 E300D 145000 mi - Rotella 15W40
05 2500 Duramax 27,000 mi - Rotella 15W40
“You’ve got the using kind of religion, not the meeting house kind” - Rev. Pile

I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes!!

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Scott
1982 Mercedes 240D, 4 speed, 275,000
1988 Porsche 944 Turbo S (70,000)
1987 Porsche 911 Coupe 109,000 (sold)
1998 Mercedes E300 TurboDiesel 147,000 (sold)
1985 Mercedes 300D 227,000 (totaled by inattentive driver with no insurance!)
1997 Mercedes E300 Diesel 236,000 (sold)
1995 Ducati 900SS (sold)
1987 VW Jetta GLI 157,000 (sold)
1986 Camaro 125,000 (sold - P.O.S.)
1977 Corvette L82 125,000 (sold)
1965 Pontiac GTO 15,000 restored (sold)

oh wow this was awesome... my wife was crying she was laughing so hard
6. Put on a "wife-beater" and leather chaps, and drive it to LAX and stop in front of terminals yelling "TAXI!, TAXI!" and try and coax people to get in. If anyone actual gets in your "cab", turn around and tell them "your it!", jump out and run away, leaving them with the vehicle.

Ja. It vill be easy to restore. Ve vill just:
1. jack up radiator cap
2. replace balance of auto with newer/prettier/better/.....ad infinitium auto
3. next.....replace radiator cap with new.
4. itemize and send bill for $450,000.00

Regards

Run-Em
1983 300 SD- aka- SPARKY THE DIESEL

well .. I gotta give it to him. He is honest... (or not)...

for 200$ you get a decent set of steel wheels and hub caps...

my wife and i just woke the baby

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1995 E420 Schwarz
1995 E300 Weiss
#1987 300D Sturmmachine
#1991 300D Nearly Perfect
#1994 E320 Cabriolet
#1995 E320 Touring
#1985 300D Sedan
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