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Old 03-22-2011, 07:33 PM
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The Eulogy: My 81 300D

Dearest Mercedes,

Our beginning together was almost as scandalous as the many women who share your (stage) name. There I was- a twenty year old in the Shenandoah Valley, getting over the violent breakup between me and my Bronco. It's 12 inches of lift and 35 inch tires were nothing but trouble. I wanted tried and true. Nothing to knock my socks off, but a face I could wake up to every morning. And then there you were. The Ebay listing with poor grammar stood out among the rest. But you were so far. Charlotte, North Carolina. It had to be done, I said. So I jumped on the Amtrak train, which left three hours behind schedule. I sat next to a slightly odd young man carrying a framed 8x10 framed picture of a train. He knew every Amtrak schedule by heart. We cruised the pitch black night, stopping at every dink town along the way. I would wake up occasionally, contacts glued to my eye balls and hear, 'Then the Cardinal connects with the Union West in Cleveland and then at 7 o' clock...' and drift off back to sleep. Six hours later we were there.

At 3 A.M. 'You can't stay here,' the station clerk said to me in broken English. I stepped out into the night. Why is every train station stop in Berlin post World War I? Dogs ran across piles of rubble. A man with a limp dragged a sled full of scrap metal through the street. No way. I waited until the clerk went back in his glass booth. I crouched down, slid up onto the wooden bench facing the window, and slept fitfully in my fox hole as I avoided the soldier at his post.

9 A.M. The seller is supposed to pick me up.
7 hours at station- Seller not replying to messages.
8 hours at station- kicking rocks in the plant bed
9 hours at station-have decided Charlotte is too far away to walk.
10 hours at station- I now know there are 1,452 tiles in the left section of wall on the building.

I get a call. The seller is gone, but his friends will pick me up. They do. Two 250 pound black men in a 250 pound truck. I squeeze in. They are nice. We have some errands to run first they say. First, breakfast. Then stop number one. Another guy selling a car. Apparently these two buy cars to sell for a little profit. The man is Korean who doesn't speak English. They get out. I stay in the truck. The korean man is doing all the typical hand motions of selling a car. My new friends are plotting. The Korean man opens the hood. He starts the car.

It starts on fire.

White smoke first, then black. A lot of it. It's filling the yard. My new friends are laughing and running towards the truck as quickly as their pudgy legs can. The Korean man is hand gesturing again, yelling a number $200 less then previously. We all laugh and speed away. To the next car, which goes more smoothly.

We get to their store. A junky car stereo joint. The stereos look like they have been removed very quickly from vehicles. We wait for their friend who has the title. For an hour and half. He comes, introduces himself as Jamal, signs 'Jose Rodriguez' on the title, and it is done.

And there you are. Sitting alongside all the other potentially stolen vehicles. I get inside. Everything is new and perfect to me, and 35 years old to everyone else. What an experience. Glow plugs? Owner's manual in German? Perfect.

And no stereo.

I start it up and weasel through Charlotte beginning the six hour trip through the valley. I need to sleep. I stop at gas station in Virginia, and ask the lady if I can sleep under the tree outside, which she is suspiciously excited that I do.

You and me traveled everywhere, DC, Hampton Roads, the Blue Ridge Parkway. Roanoke every other Sunday for church. We bailed hay together on farm plowed my mules in Motley, Virginia. Then we had to leave. Any possession I could not fit in you went to Goodwill. When we left Virginia we blazed through the mountains and arrived in the mountain town of Thomas, WV. Our friends The Steel Wheels were playing that night. We got there late. They were playing already when I walked in. Trent told everyone I made it, and was on my way to Chicago. They played Townes Van Zandt's 'Where I Lead Me' to commemorate our travel. I slept in the hostel with them and the band Boca Chica and their husbands. All in two small rooms. We woke up, had breakfast. Smelled what air should smell like in the morning, and off we went into the next four years of our life together.

Though you were heat-less, you never failed me. Except that once when the air conditioner unit went out and locked up the engine. And even then it was just as soon as I got into the garage. You ran on frier oil. We took countless trips to Michigan to see family, and to Wisconsin. We impressed many people in the above 50 crowd. Some would scoff at us, others would comment on how beautiful you were. To some people's disbelief we courted a few beautiful women together. You were known as The Freedom Train. The Twinkie. A $60,000 vehicle adjusted for inflation, $2,000 from car thieves, priceless to me.

Good bye dear, Mercedes. I will suggest cautiously, one day, to my wife that 'maybe we she name her 'Mercedes' hoping that she did not read this. And when she hits me, and makes me sleep on the couch, I will dream fondly of only you.

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Old 03-22-2011, 08:57 PM
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:19 PM
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What a great car to tour the beautiful Blue Ridge Parkway. I cut my teeth exceeding the much-too-slow 35 mph limit on the Parkway right on the Roanoke city limits. That takes me back.
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Old 03-22-2011, 11:39 PM
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Very well written...and all about how she lived, not how she died! (The Last Samuri come to mind). What were her final days like?
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:51 AM
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A romantic love story, thanks for sharing.


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Old 03-23-2011, 05:28 AM
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Very nice story!

Thanks!
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:11 PM
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Reminds me of the song, "To all the Cars I've Loved Before"...
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:03 PM
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Submit to Readers Digest.

As a Forum Member I am obligated to say; where are the pictures?
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:41 PM
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Dearest Mercedes,

I would wake up occasionally, contacts glued to my eye balls and hear, 'Then the Cardinal connects with the Union West in Cleveland and then at 7 o' clock...' and drift off back to sleep.


10 hours at station- I now know there are 1,452 tiles in the left section of wall on the building.

ROFL.... Literally...
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:40 AM
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Nice story and very well written. I may not be able to write such a story but I can recognize one when I see it.

Pray do tell what brought about this parting of ways?
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:59 PM
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Excellent Story!

It reinforces something about these cars within me. But it begs the question, What happened?
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Old 03-25-2011, 09:26 PM
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Nice Story
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:36 PM
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Thanks for sharing, and sorry you lost your car whatever the reason was. Some people just don't understand the way these cars become a part of you.
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Old 03-31-2011, 04:50 PM
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Too many things. Tried to stay on top of the repairs, but she was getting real tired. I'm a musician, and hope to be doing some touring this year. Needed a car with accessible parts and wasn't going to require too much work on the road. Selling it as a parts car in Chicago.

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Old 03-31-2011, 09:45 PM
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At 205K, it should still have some life left in it.

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