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Coffee and rescue E320 Sedan owner
Tim Hortons parking lot in the 240D, coming out with a fresh coffee.
Young lady crying, walking around her W210 E320 sedan. Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: Do you need some help? Phone ringer: from inside the car. Young lady: The car won't open... Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: Did you try the mechanical blade key? Phone ringer: from inside the car. Young lady: What is that? Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: May I see your key? Phone ringer: from inside the car. Handed the key to me. Pushed the blade release button, nothing. Pushed the blade release button, while prying the blade and it reluctantly came out... Phone ringer: from inside the car. I tried the driver lock, passenger lock, both seized or frozen !!! Phone ringer: from inside the car. Hurray, the trunk unlocked the doors. Phone ringer: from inside the car. Young lady: Dived in, grabbing purse, slammed door. Young lady: Thanks, let's get coffee. Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: Thanks, but I (holding up coffee) have one, did you see how to open the car ? Phone ringer: from inside the car. Young lady: Can you show me again? Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: Insert key in the trunk and locked the car. Phone ringer: from inside the car. Young lady: Thanks, now I can relax. Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: Hand over key, asking about the phone going off... Phone ringer: from inside the car. Young lady: That's my soon to be ex husband, I caught him (video) ****ing his accountant in our bed, and filled his Corvette with fish guts. Phone ringer: from inside the car. me: I shook her hand, LMAO as I walked away.. Phone ringer: from inside the car. . |
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fish guts... nice.
I remember an ex wife who filled a Cadillac with concrete for similar offence...
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John HAUL AWAY, OR CRUSHED CARS!!! HELP ME keep the cars out of the crusher! A/C Thread "as I ride with my a/c on... I have fond memories of sweaty oily saturdays and spewing R12 into the air. THANKS for all you do! My drivers: 1987 190D 2.5Turbo 1987 190D 2.5Turbo 1987 190D 2.5-5SPEED!!! 1987 300TD 1987 300TD 1994GMC 2500 6.5Turbo truck... I had to put the ladder somewhere! |
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You meet the nicest people Roy
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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver 1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone 1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy! 1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits! |
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^^^^^
Can I have the address of this Tim Horton's? I am starting to think there is some tear in the time-space continuum in that parking lot, given how many odd things seem to happen there .
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Inspired by the Mythbusters no dobut
"MythBusters" Stinky Car/Raccoon Rocket (TV Episode 2003) - IMDb
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The OM 642/722.9 powered family Still going strong 2014 ML350 Bluetec (wife's DD) 2013 E350 Bluetec (my DD) both my kids cars went to junkyard in 2023 2008 ML320 CDI (Older son’s DD) fatal transmission failure, water soaked/fried rear SAM, numerous other issues, just too far gone to save (165k miles) 2008 E320 Bluetec (Younger son's DD) injector failed open and diluted oil with diesel, spun main bearings (240k miles) 1998 E300DT sold to TimFreeh 1987 300TD sold to vstech |
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ROFLMAO!!! Awesome!
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Wow. Very nice
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You turned down the coffee. Did you turn down the motel?
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Way to start the week. Thanks Roy
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aww, come on!!! Roy wouldn't do that!
we were ALL thinking it, no need to really ask!
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John HAUL AWAY, OR CRUSHED CARS!!! HELP ME keep the cars out of the crusher! A/C Thread "as I ride with my a/c on... I have fond memories of sweaty oily saturdays and spewing R12 into the air. THANKS for all you do! My drivers: 1987 190D 2.5Turbo 1987 190D 2.5Turbo 1987 190D 2.5-5SPEED!!! 1987 300TD 1987 300TD 1994GMC 2500 6.5Turbo truck... I had to put the ladder somewhere! |
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MBeige...Hows that ole 190 doing? Last I heard it had suffered some damage..Do you have any new galleries to share? That's the prettiest 190 I have ever seen
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Chuckle
All who know me...
Are well aware the car and coffee had my attention.. My wife jokes about me drooling on cars, and failure to note the owner. She knows; Between a female and what I consider an interesting vehicle/machine, the vehicle/machine wins.... She says I am a bit eccentric... Diesel Humor For those times when you need a little smile therapy. Oil on da brain Oil on da brain - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum Are you obsessed with MB diesels? Are you obsessed with MB diesels? - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum Muffler grease Muffler grease - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum (Humor) Here's what you call a Real Diesel Man-Drinks Diesel... (Humor) Here's what you call a Real Diesel Man-Drinks Diesel... - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum Clean humor only, no hijacking please . Clean humor only, no hijacking please . - Page 2 - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum On WVO now glove compartment won't close... On WVO now glove compartment won't close... - Page 2 - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum Are nipples any good? Are nipples any good? - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum Be vewey vewey quiet, i'm hunting wabbits fwom my Mercedes Be vewey vewey quiet, i'm hunting wabbits fwom my Mercedes - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum Diesel aftershave! Diesel aftershave! - PeachParts Mercedes ShopForum .
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