Get one of those detachable models and let him take it away...

...after you wire it to a mini-version of one of those paint bombs that the banks use when they hand over a bag of money to a robber. He walks off with it, admiring his catch, then Kaboom! He should be easy to find after that.

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Gil

2004 ML350
1984 300CD; Ivory (sold)

Wire the removable to an alarm that yells and cusses like you just ripped someones ear off. They die laughing right there in front of you car.

(in the voice of Flip Wilson) "OWWWWWWWWW Shiattttttt uuuuuuuuu motha... put that damn thing back........ Im going to dieeeeee.... Im bleedinning... saveeee me..... Motha put that thing back whar it blongs....... ETHELLLLL.... Im Commng ETHELLL"

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"If anyone knows other lessons I need to learn, please tell me. I'm tired of learning them the hard way".
by JerryBro

The Glow Plug Wait: This waiting period is a moment of silence to pay honor to Rudolph Diesel. The longer you own your diesel the more honor you will give him". by SD Blue

My normal daily life; either SNAFUed- Situation Normal... All Fouled Up, or FUBARed- Fouled Up Beyond All Repair

62 UNIMOG Camper w/617 Turbo, 85 300SD daily driver- both powered by blended UCO fuels

Back in HS the Electronics shop teacher used to charge large capacitors and leave them on his desk, usually next to items kids would be sure to want to pick up. He zapped a few that way. I remember reading way back about a way to use an old model A Ford ignition coil to produce a nasty shock in an application like this. Sure would be funny to watch. RT

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When all else fails, vote from the rooftops!
84' Mercedes Benz 300D Anthracite/black, 171K
03' Volkswagen Jetta TDI blue/black, 93K
93' Chevrolet C2500HD ExCab 6.5TD, Two-tone blue, 252K