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Doctors remove beer bottle
Taipei Times
A man with the habit of inserting odd objects into his rectum was admitted to the emergency room of National Taiwan University Hospital yesterday. Doctors spent two hours removing a bottle of Taiwan Beer he had inserted into his anus. What particularly complicated the procedure was that the bottle had been inserted wide-end first. The man was required to remain in hospital for thee days for further observation. Records of the Veterans General Hospital over the past 20 years show that the man's habit is by no means an unusual one. Other objects retrieved from anuses include flower vases, glass bottles, vibrators and table legs. The largest object ever removed was a bowling pin. One of the hospital's male patients was admitted on three separate occasions with a different object each time. A bowling pin?! Last edited by GermanStar; 09-09-2004 at 11:04 AM. |
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Do they not have trouser pockets?
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And I thought flushing the coolant in my car was a PITA!
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And women think men couldn't possibly endure labor (at least in reverse mode)!
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I thought fermentation called for a "cool, dark place". I'll give you the dark part.....
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The gerbils were thirsty.
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Funny you should post this, the NBC comedy Scrubs had a bit Tuesday where they had to get a light bulb out of some kids backside.
Looking at the x-ray..."Either that kids ass has a bright idea or he's got a bulb up it" |
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What no Gerbles???????
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So.... what kind of beer was it?
Could it have been a DARK AMBER LAGER?
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Rectum?????? Nearly killed'em!
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