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| I bop my old man/old lady just for fun |
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26 | 66.67% |
| We only do the Big Nasty to have kids |
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1 | 2.56% |
| I haven't had sex in so long, I'll do it either way |
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12 | 30.77% |
| Voters: 39. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Crude version of sex poll in other thread
For those who perfer to not get all philosophical
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Dave, the QG did laps for a while that day, but eventually managed his goal. Jim
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Then there's the one about the poor guy who got his hand pregnant...
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I've had a vasectomy so I have been assured of eternal perdition by the Catholics and guaranteed immortality by the Taoists.
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Stevie's Spanking
-Frank Zappa His name is Stevie Vai, And he's a crazy guy Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking He decided then A female specimen Would be exciting for a night To give him a spanking Laurel was her name She came to Notre Dame He told me just the other night He oughta be thanking Her for the spanking She was large and soft And she beat him off Made him drool upon his dork And gave it a wanking After the spanking Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush! Then did she exclaim: "There's another game That we can play with this device, And then a banana!" It was slightly green Vapors in between Rising up to fill the room And COOK the banana Later in the dawn, Laurel carried on Got right up and dressed herself and Ate the banana |
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I'm thinking of getting one myself. Easier and safer than the pill, anything to worry about?
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Use a laptop instead
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ouch that's hot, hot, hot....
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During the many, many years I have spent touring and playing music, I have committed far MORE than my fair share of "immoral acts".... I am a devout Catholic's worst nightmare. ![]() Mike
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I highly recommend it. I believe our sex life improved as a result of not having to worry about the effectiveness of other forms of birth control. To that extent, I do agree with the sexual conservatives. There is a fair amount of difference between sex that cannot be reproductive and sex that can but I think the non-reproductive kind is superior.
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I prefer the non-reproductive kind.
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-Marty 1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible (Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one) Reading your M103 duty cycle: http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831799&postcount=13 http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831807&postcount=14 |
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I can't remember the article or author anymore, but years ago I read an essay by a sexual conservative arguing that laws prohibiting homosexuality were good because gay sex was better (for a number of reasons, including the fact that males know how to pleasure other males better than females, and that it was more self-indulgent) resulting in the fact that if men ever had gay sex, they'd be less likely to go back to straight sex. I guess, despite the fact that I disagree with the policy towards gays, I now think there is something to that argument and it applies to some degree to straight sex that is reliably non-reproductive. If it's true it seems that it is likely that 200 years from now, children will be given a permanent contraception in their youth, but will be able to use their own sperm and eggs to conceive in a lab non-sexually.
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You’re missing my point. More specifically my "e". ![]() Edit: (Although you're answer seems to apply fairly well to the question anyway.)
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