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New World Order

The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know; Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys'! We vow to never "interfere" again.

We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Iraq, Afghanistan, Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway. We will station those troops at our borders to prevent anyone sneaking through holes in the fence.

All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would gladly welcome them.

All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a known terrorist nation will be allowed in, EVER. If you don't like it where you live, change it yourself. Don't come here claiming political or religious asylum and try to hide. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

No foreign "students" over the age of 21. The older ones are the bombers. If the young ones don't attend classes, or they get a "D", then it's back home baby.

The US will be making a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require the temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $20 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it they can go sell their oil to another huge oil consuming country. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Most of what we give them is stolen by bandits or turned over to the army anyway. The people who need it most get very little.

Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens awaiting deportion.

The language we Americans speak is ENGLISH. Learn it... or LEAVE!

The Statue of Liberty will no longer carry a torch and be inscribed 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She will now carry a baseball bat and be yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Wahoo!
Better don your asbestos suit. This is gonna get fun! :flamethro :D

Ok, ok, I realize this is nothing more than a flame starter piece. Well here is your flame.

Only a moron would write such a thread as this and think it clever. It is so wrong on so many levels that you could start anywhere criticizing it. Does the initials W.A.S.P. mean anything to you? One with no real world education to boot.


P.S. Fire suit on, and flame thrower ignited.

Hey..........think about it, lot of those things are really good ideas..............

Yea Bonehead, we already knew what your "enlighted" view point would be. Now do yourself a favor and get out of your trailer home and experience the real world.

:D One thing, I did not write this, just thought that I would throw it up for comment. Secondly, before you begin commenting on education, check your grammar. Replace "Does" with "Do" and realize that your last attempted sentence is a fragment.

LMAO!! :D

You may be the trailer park person here. I doubt you could afford the neighborhood I own a house in.

I spent 5 years living in Europe.......how many have you?

Tell the people complaining that the handouts end......we are not required to give ungratefull SOB's a single dime. Let them pick up the full cost of their defense........... I am all for pulling everything out of Germany.....Hell they don't like us right, why spend money there, lots of countries would love for us to be there. Whats wrong with doing business with those places friendly to us. Right, not one damned thing.

Illegals.........well enfore the laws on the books and thats exactly what would happen.....they don't have a right to be here. Being here is a privledge.

Hey Bonehead,

You have no clue how the real world works do ya? Time to hitch your trailer up and move to another trailer park I 'd say.

Don't be silly -- no one in a trailer park would condone marrying off their 14 yo daughter to a middle-aged woman.... Er -- uh -- never mind.....

Have you ever heard the old line, can't see the forest for the trees?

Now we have a demographics debate going. :D Ya'll (used that word just for your benifit) would love the redneck town I live in :D Most have no branches on their family tree.

Sounds like a song "It's that old black magic that has me under it's spell" :D

Shane I have been to every country in western Europe , I spend 1 month a year there, I have lived there for 5 straight years, 1 year of which the only time I spoke english was when I spoke with my parents......

I Worked direct support for Desert Shield and desert Storm, I spend a lot of time doing work for the Whitehouse and state dept and the World bank....

I know far more about how the world works than you do.

Hey watch Jerry springer.......I don't doubt that has happened.

Jerry is the largest employer of ex-welfare recipients in the country......where else does he find those people.