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12-21-2004, 05:32 PM
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Christmas Eve...
Subject: A Christmas Story
A teacher was curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas eve. "Tell me Aaron, what do you do on Christmas Eve?" Aaron says "Well, me and my eight brothers and sisters gather to sing Christmas carols and then we attend midnight mass." "That sounds wonderful Aaron. Now tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas eve?" Patrick replies, "Well Mrs. Brown, my family gathers around the Christmas tree, gives thanks, has a big meal, and then we open Christmas presents." "Very nice Patrick." She then turns to Johnny Chan, an exchange student from Hong Kong and asks, "So Johnny, what does your family do Christmas eve?" "Well Mrs. Brown," replies Johnny. "When my father comes home, we all get into his Mercedes Benz and drive over to his toy factory. We all sing What a Friend we have in Jesus, and then we head over to the airport, get on his private jet, and head to Four Seasons resort in Acapulco for some R&R." 
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12-21-2004, 07:26 PM
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I wonder which one voted for Bush?
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12-21-2004, 07:34 PM
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Uh -- none of them. They're children. Scratches head.....
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