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Mystery of the exploding toads
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1370116.html?menu=news.quirkies
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I have heard whales and dolphins beach themselves to death, but I have never heard of toads kill themselves this way. Strange occurance!
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Toads can't fart.........they ate too much sauerkraut and beer. Result is Boom......been telling my wife for years that would happen if I puckered the sphincter long enough.
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I think someone is probably leaving a lot of antacid tablets on the grass and the frogs are eating them :eek: |
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Raining frogs
This reminds me of a condition I've read about but not seen. Small tornado waterspouts, or maybe big ones I'm not sure, can occaionally suck frogs out of ponds along with gallons and gallons of water and deposit them miles away:
"Look Muriel, it's raining frogs!" Supposedly a true story. |
If these gastrically challenged hoppers have indeed been bursting regularly why are there no images of them? not even any post explosion pics showing the scattered entrails?
Another hoax,like the rhesus monkeys who supposedly administered enemas to themselves. |
damn al-Qaeda! :D
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A phenomenon toadily de nova.
I detect the nefarious, ever-present hands of the Catholic Church and Halliburton. Somewhere, somehow there's a stained blue dress behind it all. Bot From the Bunker in Area 51 |
Nahhhh,no Opus Dei connection there.
It's either agents of The Old Man Of The Mountain or Prester John. |
is there a missing carton of alka-seltzer in the vicinity? I've heard of them being employed to kill seagulls. or is that an urban ledgend?
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Great name for a rock band, isn't it? :cool:
"MikeMover and the Exploding Toads". :D |
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,1564,1563663,00.html
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/image/0,1587,1281272_1,00.jpg Another toad bites the dust Quote:
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Paul X. If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hopped. |
Hit the mainstream media in the US today.
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